June 29, 2005 @ 12:26 a.m.
~1) The need for a return address label on the envelopes of my bills
Didn’t they print their own damned address on the payment slip?
The latest trend in child wear in NYC
Each step creates a loud squeak to, quote, “make learning to walk fun”.
Oh how cute.
How about I throw those shoes, with your child still in them, of course, out the friggin’ window?
~ 3) Reality Television
~ 4) Pre-made Couch Slip Covers
For the love of god, why can’t some one invent a slip cover that doesn’t become untucked as a result of the slightest movement?
~ 5) The mispronunciation of words
Of course, the most famous is the President of the United States (see nu-cu-lar vs. nu-clee-ar) and perhaps no one is comfortable enough in their position to correct the nincompoop, but holy hell.
Draw-wer as opposed to Drawer
Or my personal favorite
My former employee, #1, when in search of double sided tape would say “double face-ded tape”.
Man, I wanted to lynch her every time the words left her mouth.
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