June 29, 2005 @ 11:03 p.m.
Banned

The Metropolitan Transit Authority has finally taken the necessary steps to crack down on the most vile of subway criminals.

As far as I am concerned, it is about damn time.

As of October 1st, subway passengers will be prohibited, under threat of fines ranging from $25.00 to $100.00, from committing the most heinous of offenses.

And as a tax paying New Yorker I am totally on board, no pun intended, with this endeavor.



Above-Ground-Coffee drinkers of the world unite!!

Come October those underground caffeine fiends across the city will have to resort to drinking their coffee in natural light.


I emailed the MTA this morning giving them kudos and of course, my own personal suggestions for future bans.

Such as, but not limited to, smelly people, bony people, short people, fat people, homeless people, small children, standing, coughing, reading the newspaper, sneezing, speaking, farting, and staring at the person sitting opposite from you.

Come the winter, I plan on asking that they ban Santa Claus

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