June 28, 2004 @ 11:11 p.m. Once again I have opened my mouth before thinking and have managed to commit to something I had no intention of ever doing. I simply mentioned it and before I knew it I was a chaperone. For a Linda Ronstadt concert . . . . the day after I return from Florida . . . . . with my mother The free show is being held in a park near work and I happily brought it up to her knowing what a big fan she is. Why, oh why, do I allow myself to be swindled into these things? The last time this happened, a Neil Diamond concert, I made up a story about a prior engagement and with nothing better to do and I sat in a K-Mart parking lot for several hours until I thought it was late enough to go home. I don�t think I can pull that off a second time. The thing is, I�m not sure which aspect of this is worse. Linda Ronstadt or my mother. I was spat from the womb �bangin� my head� and with the exception of a brief stint as a dancing queen in the �freestyle� age, I will always be a rocker chick. Linda Ronstadt, and Neil Diamond for that matter, are the anti-Christ (or anti-Christs in this case) in the rocker community. Regardless of the fact that she boffed Don Henley. I don�t even want to know who Neil Diamond boffed. The point is, if I am seen at an anti-Christ concert I might be exiled from the rocker community for eternity. Chris Cornell, Angus Young, Bruce Dickinson and Zack DeLa Rocha would be obligated to urinate on me, a turncoat, if I ever crossed their path. I don�t know if I can live with that. Don�t get me wrong I have rocked out to America and lip-synched to Blue Bayou on occasion, but in the privacy of my home. With the doors locked and the blinds closed, of course. Then there is the fact that I�ll be in the same space with my mother for more than a minute and we all know how I feel about that. My only hope it that the return flight is delayed due to a monsoon and I�ll miss the whole thing. 8 comments
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