June 27, 2006 @ 11:40 p.m. I made the grave mistake of stepping on the bathroom scale this morning. HOLY SHIT!!Just when in the hell did that happen? Granted, I have not set foot on the scale for more than a year but I was not expecting that particularly sobering number... although in retrospect, I really should have. I mean, hell, I buy my own clothes and I do own a mirror, so I knew it was happening. Alas, I pretty much ignored my growing waistline, much like Jason Bonham pretty much ignored the fact that he is not and will never be his father. I just hope it is not too late. I�m thirty-five, lazy as all get out and need to loose (realistically) my age in pounds, perhaps more, if I am ambitious. Tomorrow is Wednesday and Wednesday is as good a day as any to put oneself on a strict diet of succotash and mineral water, with a healthy dose of the dreaded SPIT, SPIT treadmill and ephedrine. If all else fails, I�m certain one of my ex-boyfriends can provide me with some crack-cocaine.
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