Comments:

Eve - 2006-06-29 21:08:19
Get the fuck outta here, serious. That's friggin crazy.
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Eve - 2006-06-29 21:12:26
Ok, I've regained my composure. They should have put under qualifications: "Extreme honesty." When was the last time "small temper" was a qualification for a job? Seriously, is someone at work playing a joke on you? Or do you actually work at Burger King? Because if you work at BK, then I think I think you should hire this person.
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Evil - 2006-06-29 21:15:04
Nope and Nope! It is a 'for real' application, I watched the woman fill it out.
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rs536-2000 - 2006-06-29 21:39:00
And I like to smoke crack during my break! Whoa.
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artgnome - 2006-06-29 22:29:10
hold the phones...we have a winner! OMGosh, evil. I don't know how you do it, thrashing it out every day in moron-land. really.
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wenchie - 2006-06-29 22:37:32
wow. That is probably the most honest job application you will ever get. Maybe you could get her a week's gift certificate to McDo's or something just for that???
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Teets - 2006-06-29 22:51:44
Allow me to translate that for you: "I am a complete psychotic bitch from Hell. Nothing you do will EVER be fair, I will lodge complaints against everyone in the building, I will miss 3 days of work each and every time my period comes, I will hide in the bathroom and eat the sack lunch you brought, I will leave bad things on the toilet seat and deny it indignantly, I will break all the rules and when I finally get fired I will hold you personally responsible for my failure and I will stalk you for 7 years, or until I die, whichever seems most reasonable to me at the time."

So, did she get the job?
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NiceGuyMike - 2006-06-29 23:09:29
A poster child for "failure to launch" if I ever saw one.
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Smed - 2006-06-30 08:22:53
OMG! Hah!
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scotvalkyrie - 2006-06-30 10:23:41
Please hire this woman; she will then be leaving the company I work for and the cube right next to mine. :^P
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Erin G. - 2006-06-30 14:07:48
Nuh-UH. That? ...Well, Good Lord! You know that was for reals because it is too out there to be manufactured. That is awesome multiplied by infinity.
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